… a pox on the house of the first person to point out that next year we will have a teenager.
I just went through the house turning off unused lights.
Go ahead – ask me if money grows on trees!
G was leaving and made a “dad joke” at me. I retorted with a “G joke.” She flipped her hair as she left w/:This is why we get along #DadWin
Wand re-orchestration is complete. The conductor score PDF is designed to be printed on legal-sized paper, but auto-resizes as needed. It was going to legal paper, but the tray was marked as letter. Or, as I now call it, barely legal.
You can’t fix stupid, but you can bill for it.
Obviously, the context is IT consulting, not politics. But now that I think about it… How much did Cruz make, and how much did it cost America?
Remember when @fakedansavage helped create the santorum neologism? We need to do the same thing for the word “Cruz” now…[...]
Dexter last Sunday (good riddance), The IT Crowd last Friday (well done!), and tonight, Breaking Bad (hopeful, so far, so good!) Here we go![...]
while not technically a pain in the ass, it’s at least a pain in your hand. Hey how did I end up with the aerosol version? Oh, well.[...]
So, Cy and I spent dinner tonight talking. After 28 years together, that’s still my favorite part of us being together. Usually we’re laughing and joking, but I even appreciate those times when we argue. Let’s face it, he usually comes around to my side sooner or later! (Or maybe it’s the other way ’round,[...]
But the revenge will be worth it. Totally.[...]
A bad thing to say to someone who just finished radiation treatment for cancer: Well done! And the worse, “full nadir” thing to say? We knew you had it in you![...]
She was obviously channeling Henry Ford. We could have any meal we liked, so long as it was a fried egg. Daddy Cy had the SUV. I had the convertible. We both had a fried egg. I think we’re both done with Ford for a long, long time. (Ooooo, subtext!)[...]
Is “Dexter” being put out of my misery? Or am I being put out of “Dexter’s” misery? There is a reason why for the past (n) weeks I’ve watched Dexter before “Breaking Bad”. That reason? So that I would NOT waste energy screaming at the TV about how awful Dexter had become. The ONLY saving[...]