Mar 222014
 

for not giving an orbiting rat’s ass (think flying rat’s ass taken to the next level) about basketball for the rest of the month. I’m free! I’m free to enjoy #MarchSaneness! (#OPleaseLetThatHastagTakeHold…)

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Mar 162014
 

“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure” and “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a note saying I approved of it.” Why? #LiterallyTooSoon

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