My life would be so much better if I had full control of Grover Norquist’s shock collar.

 

NPR: 05-05-2012 Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!.

(Yes, because of the kidney stones.)

 

G is hilarious. If you don’t get to hang out with her often, you are really missing out.

 

For some unknown reason, a nice afternoon at the pool has suddenly turned into a cross between Children of the Corn and Lord of the Flies.

 

“But it’s for a part!” — father of the year teaching our daughter “The Aristocrats” joke. http://t.co/lddGOQiU

 

Swim team time trials + member guest + prime rib = busy night @ rpcc… http://t.co/Ta8LzUT4

 

Oh, is it star wars day again already? (Yes, May the 4th…)

 

And since I used to work Dell tech support, I decided to at least make their day a little more fun.

And, so you don’t have to re-type in the links I gave them, I give you the injured finger (literally, not figuratively):

and the slicer:

 

And so, swim team starts with a splash. And a modicum of complaining… http://t.co/UY3VLs5L

 

Cul-de-sac street hockey. Starr test=no homework! http://t.co/oKxZ9E7l

 

Whiled away a delightful, if sweaty afternoon holding G up as she learned to ripstick. She will sleep well tonight,me 2 http://t.co/0iHoXo7K

 

An important personal discovery. 94 degrees outside makes the difference between not enough cold vs. hot water in the shower.

 

The #1 rule of parenting: have fun! http://t.co/CKmwE8kL

 

No backing out of camping now… Dads in the hood has begun.

 

After a fantastic day of family golf, I got to send G to bed with “How does a farmer count his cows? With a cow-culator!” Got a “Good one.”

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