Mar 222014

for not giving an orbiting rat’s ass (think flying rat’s ass taken to the next level) about basketball for the rest of the month. I’m free! I’m free to enjoy #MarchSaneness! (#OPleaseLetThatHastagTakeHold…)

Mar 162014

“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure” and “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a note saying I approved of it.” Why? #LiterallyTooSoon

Mar 102014
Do I have a horrible neologism for you...

Techster. Think “techie-hipster”. Exhibit A: Using a cell phone, while wearing google glass, while riding a segway, while at SxSW. I believe this deserves another neologism: the quadfecta. (Source: reddit) Still, this isn’t worse than the hot-pink sequined suit jacket that made G crack up when we first got off the train downtown…

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