Archive for November, 2005

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So, Grace is 4 today

Date November 30th, 2005 Comment No Comments

So that makes it 4 years ago yesterday that we made our first visit to the hospital to let them know what was coming, and 4 years ago today that we got caught in traffic on the way back to the hospital for the third time in 24 hours…
She likes her left-handed clubs, however!�

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Absolutly nobody else cares about this

Date November 25th, 2005 Comment No Comments

…but I learned something today.
So, for weeks, I’ve been leaving divots behind the ball, grounding the club way, way too early.
So today, at the driving range, I finally got the “lead with the wrists” and “hit down on the ball”. These things combine to ensure that you uncock your wrists at the last possible [...]

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So why am I in trouble today?

Date November 21st, 2005 Comment No Comments

…because at school, Grace was playing with the tea set. Her teacher asked,
“Are you making tea?”
And so, my daughter replied,
“No, I’m making Mexican Martinis for everyone, and I need olives, please!”
Ah, that’s my girl!

You know, I’m pretty sure she just wanted the olives…

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Another good quote

Date November 19th, 2005 Comment No Comments

I don’t know what Descartes’ got, but booze can do what Kant cannot.
— Mike Cross

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Irony, or just mean?

Date November 15th, 2005 Comment No Comments

Why would anyone name a soup and salad shop “obese“?

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What I really love about Austin

Date November 15th, 2005 Comment No Comments

Yesterday was really the last day of summer.

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A useless transition

Date November 12th, 2005 Comment No Comments

Oh, yeah. I’ve started golfing.
Don’t laugh — it’s as close as I’ll ever get to real exercise.
Why announce it, however? Here’s why: I’ve finally made the transition from “Jerk with clubs in a cart” to “really, really bad golfer”.

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Grace keeps sounding like us…

Date November 6th, 2005 Comment No Comments

Us: Time to go to bed!
Grace: Sorry, guys. Not going to happen.