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From Neil Steinberg’s op-ed in the Chicago Sun-Times:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man walks over. The driver rolls down his window and asks: ‘‘What’s going on?’’

‘‘Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and
Dick Cheney. They’re asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise
they’re going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We’re
going from car to car, taking up a collection.’’

The driver asks, ‘‘How much is everyone giving, on average?’’

‘‘Most people are giving about a gallon.’’

 

But not the driving range!

I had my second in a series of golf lessons today. My stance is different. My grip is different. My arm position is different.

And just when I had started getting half-decent!

So now, it’s like I’m going to start over, again. I feel, however, that the return to normalcy will happen much more quickly this time!

Two things I learned:

  1. When they say “keep your left arm straight”, they don’t mean your wrist. This is the only way I can stand closer to the ball, and it depends upon my wrists being fairly relaxed.
  2. In order to keep from hitting left, I need to remember to “throw the club at the target”.

– update — One week later, the blister I got on my right thumb has started to fade.

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