A gay wedding, but a straight honeymoon.

So, the floodgates will soon open in Iowa.  (You had your chance, Fargo…)

We have an Albertson family reunion in Iowa.  We get married while we’re there.  Check Cy’s input off the list.

For the honeymoon, we re-enactThe Straight Story.” My sensibilities will be sated.

Oh, no tractor, no deer (except perhaps as meat).  In honor of keeping the pace, we stop whenever G wants to.  Maybe she gets to remember when she first stopped fearing thunder.  No, not the cat.