Archive for January, 2010

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Is now, post-Flaming-Idiots, k…

Date January 30th, 2010 Comment No Comments

Is now, post-Flaming-Idiots, kinda ready for 6 hours of downtime. Disk upgrade, here I come…

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was shocked, I say shocked to …

Date January 30th, 2010 Comment No Comments

was shocked, I say shocked to find a certain young ladies’ unmentionables while re-arranging the sock drawer. It’s still too soon!

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IS NOT YELLING. JUST WANTED T…

Date January 28th, 2010 Comment No Comments

IS NOT YELLING. JUST WANTED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE.

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“If you’re going through hell,…

Date January 28th, 2010 Comment No Comments

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” — W.C. Fields

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And we wonder whats wrong with…

Date January 27th, 2010 Comment No Comments

And we wonder whats wrong with our youth today… http://ff.im/-eWCkc

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says “Don’t ask. Really, don’…

Date January 22nd, 2010 Comment No Comments

says “Don’t ask. Really, don’t ask.”

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So, how low are those prices? …

Date January 21st, 2010 Comment No Comments

So, how low are those prices? <http://www.flickr.com/photos/oliver_ellmann/3906976517>

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loves 78 degrees — except tha…

Date January 21st, 2010 Comment No Comments

loves 78 degrees — except that it seems to melt the brains of central Texas drivers. I’m looking at you, Cedar Park…

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Had the top down while driving…

Date January 19th, 2010 Comment No Comments

Had the top down while driving to UPS to pick up a hard drive.
I shall never live more than a mile further from the equator than I do now.

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8 years in, and G patrol is st…

Date January 19th, 2010 Comment No Comments

8 years in, and G patrol is still the highlight of my life. I love being a daddy!

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Would you have spotted this, o…

Date January 18th, 2010 Comment No Comments

Would you have spotted this, or would you have given the thieves your ATM card info & PIN without suspecting a thing? http://ff.im/-esTa5

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Got a par on 12 today. Nobody …

Date January 17th, 2010 Comment No Comments

Got a par on 12 today. Nobody is more surprised than I.

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catarang (n) 1. A cat who, whe…

Date January 17th, 2010 Comment No Comments

catarang (n) 1. A cat who, when physically moved to the foot of the bed, immediately resumes the previous annoying position.

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has a new to-do list: 1) take…

Date January 16th, 2010 Comment No Comments

has a new to-do list:
1) take names
2) kick a

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is officially at zero-G for th…

Date January 16th, 2010 Comment No Comments

is officially at zero-G for the weekend.

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If you want to keep your check…

Date January 15th, 2010 Comment No Comments

If you want to keep your checked valuables from being stolen while you fly, just keep a gun in your suitcase. http://ff.im/-emQ5M

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Anybody want this? (aside from…

Date January 15th, 2010 Comment No Comments

Anybody want this? (aside from Jay?) <http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html>

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is trying to imagine a life so…

Date January 14th, 2010 Comment No Comments

is trying to imagine a life so consumed with vitriol and hate that I could end up shilling hate as love like Robertson. Nope. Can’t do it.

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Using Fibonacci Numbers to Con…

Date January 13th, 2010 Comment No Comments

Using Fibonacci Numbers to Convert from Miles to Kilometers and Vice Versa http://ff.im/-egV0E

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If you get an email with the s…

Date January 13th, 2010 Comment No Comments

If you get an email with the subject “Susan Boyle naked” do not open it. It’s not a virus — it has pics of Susan Boyle naked. #fb