I imagine that congress will longingly recall the days of 9% approval ratings…
[...]And Phelix thinks every last one could be hiding his mother’s nipples. Twould be cute, were it not so annoying.
[...]Please, nobody explain to me why I seem to have skipped “turning into my parents” and jumped directly to “turning into my grandparents.”
[...]Thanks to Aunt Shana, G just made duct tape pants. Thankfully, they will never fit my fat…rump. Still took too long for my…taste?
[...]Yes, it’s someone quite close to me.
[...]is that at least he waited 30 minutes after the moment of silence to begin bloviating.
[...]Go figure I’m awake for it.
[...]Come on, I’ve had the “Sexy Mayans” calendar on my fridge for the past year, and it goes on to the 31st. And some of those Mayans were cute…
[...]It’s 70 right now. Highs tomorrow in the 50′s. C’mon Texas, keep that cold away! Do it for me, please…
[...]I hope that in 1000 years, I will be known as “he who created camouflage from only shades of marine rescue orange.” Or 4 funny stuff I say.
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