I imagine that congress will longingly recall the days of 9% approval ratings…
Finally, time for cats to sleep. Finally…
So many new blankets…
And Phelix thinks every last one could be hiding his mother’s nipples. Twould be cute, were it not so annoying.
Please, nobody explain to me why I seem to have sk…
Please, nobody explain to me why I seem to have skipped “turning into my parents” and jumped directly to “turning into my grandparents.”
G made these cake balls by herself…
Thanks to Aunt Shana, G just made duct tape pants….
Thanks to Aunt Shana, G just made duct tape pants. Thankfully, they will never fit my fat…rump. Still took too long for my…taste?
I just learned that the person who invented knock-knock jokes won a Nobel Peace Prize.
Guess who’s on IMDB now…
Yes, it’s someone quite close to me.
Only my daughter decorates cookies like Pollock. What a mess!
The nicest thing I can say about Wayne LaPierre…
is that at least he waited 30 minutes after the moment of silence to begin bloviating.
Happy 13.0.0.0.0 everyone!
Go figure I’m awake for it.
I wasn’t expecting the Mayan Inquisition…
Come on, I’ve had the “Sexy Mayans” calendar on my fridge for the past year, and it goes on to the 31st.
And some of those Mayans were cute…
Sigh. Everyone’s making Mayan jokes like there’s n…
Sigh. Everyone’s making Mayan jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
It’s 70 right now. Highs tomorrow in the 50’s. C’m…
It’s 70 right now. Highs tomorrow in the 50’s. C’mon Texas, keep that cold away! Do it for me, please…
I hope that in 1000 years, I will be known as “he…
I hope that in 1000 years, I will be known as “he who created camouflage from only shades of marine rescue orange.” Or 4 funny stuff I say.