Back from Disney
Super-fat Tuesday?
What better way to celebrate democracy! Let’s talk about No S Diet!
OK, not for long. Here’s what’s been overheard:
- Overheard in New York | A Mighty Wind
- Overheard in New York | And Don’t Even Get Him Started on Hollywood Squares
- Overheard in New York | Whatever It Takes
- Overheard in the Office | Yadda Yadda Yadda, 24-Hours Later I’m in the ER with Poultry Up My Rectum
- Celebrity Wit | Kid Had Better Have Daddy’s Dimples
- Overheard Everywhere | But You Keep Squirming
- Overheard Everywhere | More Overheard Quotes (Page 4)
- Overheard Everywhere | More Overheard Quotes (Page 4)
- Overheard Everywhere | If the Universe Doesn’t Get You First
- Overheard Everywhere | Only the Strong Survive a New Zealand Childhood
- Overheard Everywhere | And Cock-Stopping’s an Essential Part of the Smith Charter
I found a bunch of interesting things on JMG:
- Joe. My. God.: Savage: Stone The Adulterers First
- Joe. My. God.: The Voice Mail
- Joe. My. God.: Meee-Shell
- Joe. My. God.: “A Better Version”
- Joe. My. God.: The Shopping
- Joe. My. God.: Soon To Be On A T-Shirt Near You
- Joe. My. God.: Hail Satan
- Joe. My. God.: Joe And Marty At The Dugout
- Joe. My. God.: MJB
- Joe. My. God.: Ric Weiland
- Joe. My. God.: Rules Of Friendship #17
- Joe. My. God.: Delta Flight 1857
- Joe. My. God.: Homoblivious
- Joe. My. God.: Scrumtious
- Joe. My. God.: Get Away From The Ads, You Bitch!
And while we’re on the gay thing:
- Canadian Marriage – Frequently Asked Questions
- GLAD :: How to Get Married in Massachusetts
- TheMishMash.com: You’re an Intolerant Tool If…
- Daily Garlic » Top 10 Reasons to Believe Logic Over Religion
- PoliZine » 42 Reasons We Won’t Miss President George Bush
- Pipes: Dan Savage Blog
- Center of Gravitas: It’s About Porn
- All the best drag names
Sudoku geek in me:
I’m not anonymous, but I like what they are doing:
- YTMND – The Un-Funny Truth About Scientology
- YouTube – Anonymous – Second address to Scientology
- Looking over my shoulder, The Inside Account of the Story That Almost Killed Me
- Chez Pazienza: Be Wary, Be Wary, the 10th of February: “A” for Anonymous Wants to Kick Scientology’s “S” – Media on The Huffington Post
And geeky (and security, and parenting, and work) things:
- Top 5 Creepiest Pop Culture Foreshadowings of 9/11 | snarfd
- YouGetSignal.com – Find Other Web Sites Hosted on a Web Server
- 12 Things I Learned By 42 That I Wish I Knew At 22 | The Wisdom Journal
- Words to Inspire: Watch What You Say | Parenting | Reader’s Digest
- Crooks and Liars » Homeless veterans bringing their fight to Bill O’Reilly–UPDATED
- Mass murder in the skies: was the plot feasible? | The Register
- Pocket Gadget » Serendipity: 10 accidental inventions
- UPDATE: Tyson Foods To Raise Prices As Profit Suffers
Apparently I still golf sometimes:
Playground
Playground
Lab
Lab
I saw a limo
I saw a limo
Limo
Limo
I’m so dreamy…
I had two bizarre dreams in a row last night.
In the first one, it started off boring. I was stuck in traffic. Don’t you wish you were me, dreaming about being stuck in traffic? The sky was darkly overcast, except at the horizon. I had the top up. People were finally pulling off to the side of the road, and eventually pointing behind me and to my right, where I couldn’t see. I was coming up 360 to turn right on 183, so I pulled out my camera from my pocket, and stopped just in time to get a few photos of the flying saucer as it passed directly overhead with a roar. It didn’t turn around, but it did come back and there was a silly moment like the Simpsons haloween episode where it took two beams to lift Homer, except mine was becuase I still had my seat belt on. Then there was more trouble, because I had the top up, and the top is not porous enough to allow me through. That’s when I woke up.
I actually cannot remember the second dream now, but I recalled it clearly when I woke up this morning. Don’t you hate it when that happens? I called Cy to ask him what I said about it; he mentioned something about getting Grace dressed, but that doesn’t drive any feeling of recognition in me.
And now a fish
And now a fish
Penguin
Penguin
2blog folder catchup
As always, start out with things overheard:
- Overheard in New York | The United Nations, Encapsulated
- Overheard in the Office | Worst. Staff Meeting. Ever.
- Overheard Everywhere | For Our Safety, You’ll Need to Stand by with Norton Antivirus
- Overheard in New York | Unassailable Logic: A NYC Short Story
- Overheard in the Office | That’s Your Answer to Everything
- Overheard in New York | To Be Fair, No One Knows Why Bob Saget Has a Career
- Overheard in the Office | And I Have That Phrase on a Plaque in My Cubicle
Geeky things:
- How To Make Your Own Magicians String! Video
- How a bobbin works « Material Mama Podcast
- Max Your Ping: January 2008
- Secrets In Websites II | Robert Accettura’s Fun With Wordage
- GeeXboX HomePage
- How to choose a DLNA Media Server for Windows, Mac OS X or Linux – Robert Green’s DIY
- Sawse – Stir it Up! » Blog Archive » Some of the Best CSS Resources on the Web
- GeeXboX uShare UPnP A/V Media Server HomePage
- WELCOME TO EXIT MUNDI: A COLLECTION OF END-OF-WORLD SCENARIOS
- Slashdot | Y2K38 Watch Starts Saturday
- Image:Annual Average Temperature Map.jpg – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- Image:World Koppen Map.png – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- AUSTIN CITY (CAMP MABRY), TX: Climate and Daylight Chart
Political things:
- Left of Zen » Top 50 Atheism Quotes
- Are Ringtones Unislamic? (Please Don’t Answer!) : ALL THINGS PAKISTAN
Interesting things:
- Movies with the Most Instances of the F-Word | /Film
- Neatorama » Blog Archive » 30 Strangest Deaths in History.
- Don’t send in the clowns – Yahoo! News
- Rules Kids Won’t Learn in School
- Richard Knerr, 82; co-founded Wham-O, maker of the Hula Hoop and Frisbee – Los Angeles Times
Funny things:
Did you know I have a superpower?
No, really — it’s true. I even use it for the forces of good!
What, I hear you plead, could J’s superpower possibly be?
Anything you give me, I can take it and make it worse.
Many folks wonder how useful this particular superpower is. Allow me to describe: Someone walks into our office, supposedly to get something IT-ish done. They listen to what we are talking about, and are so appalled that they either forget what they came in for, or are driven off. Now, that’s not using it for good, but it is useful sometimes.
To use it for good requires more effort, to wit: We are planning something — an upgrade, perhaps. We talk about things that could go wrong, and how we should plan for them. I take everything that could go wrong, and make it worse. This makes the plan more robust.
Another new word
ediot: (n), from idiot. A person who is incapable of using computers, causing much pain to support staff
You can’t spell neologism without…
eracism: (n) 1. The preference for one operating system over another
Examples of eracism:
“Funny, you don’t type that way.”
“Some of my best friends use mac.”
Da bomb.
Neither I, nor anybody I know, nor through at least 3 degrees of separation, has died in a blogging accident.
Feel free to continue on with life as you knew it before.
Catching up.
As usual, starting with overheard things — it almost always cheers me up:
- Overheard in New York | NYC Rules Require Me to F*** with You
- Celebrity Wit | Or Even a Little Bit, for That Matter
- Overheard in New York | Was That Hobo Urine on the Ground? Now I’m Ecstatic
- Overheard Everywhere | Just Squeeze the Trigger Gently
- Left of Zen » Top 100 Funny Quotes
I’ve been doing many things involving streaming flv video files:
- Flashcomguru.com: ‘Streaming’ flv video via PHP, take two
- FLV Encoding | FlowPlayer
- Red5 : Open Source Flash Server Open Source Flash
- yamdi – Yet Another MetaData Injector for FLV
- Red5Gentoo – Bangert’s Dev Overlay – Trac
- ~jk flv streaming
- haxeVideo
Some wordpress (and other geeky) stuff:
- WordPress › WP-dTree 3.3.2 « WordPress Plugins
- WordPress › MiniMeta Widget « WordPress Plugins
- 100 Excellent Free WordPress Themes | Developer’s Toolbox | Smashing Magazine
- Gallery2:How To Write Scripts – Gallery Codex
- [hendry’s tips and tricks] Entry
- Fire And Motion – Joel on Software
- 5min – Bluetooth Hacking: How Vulnerable is Your Mobile P – Video
- Microsoft’s Brainwashing Children’s Book: Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?
- Fast CGI and Apache2 for Red Hat Linux 9 in Ruby on Rails
Funny and interesting things:
- Dog retrieves his best friend – a cat buried in the garden – Times Online
- Paul Begala: Fox News: We Report — Even if We Know It’s False – Media on The Huffington Post
- Lesbian bed death – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- Eric Schwartz – singer songwriter
- Shepherd’s Pie > Start Cooking
- On Faith: Guest Voices: Abusing Children in the Name of God
- Rec.humor.funny jokes and comedy