J's blog – Page 16 – grep my life

Sadly, I took 4th. Out of 3. Can you feel my shame?

And admit it: the only thing worse would have been one of us winning. I mean, can you even imagine?

Oh, and yes, G got her certificate, too.

Favorite fake headline of the day: “Brain eating zombies invade Washinton DC…and die of starvation.”

How do you know your golfing partner is a politician? When he gets a hole-in-one, he puts down a zero.

Were anyone to ask me today the worst part of aging, it would be the profligate greying of nose and ear hair. Go ahead. Ask me.

Of course, Cy mentioned Wand, so that Jim could remind us of his degree in Musical Theatre…

Late vday dinner w/Cy @ roaring forks dtown. Steve Carrell sits down at the bar next to us.

Watching Reggie Perrin. Favorite line: “A nice little basement flat in Venice?”

“Family Values,” my aunt Fannie. My family has values. Compared to these folks, my family has value. FTHRW. thepoliticalcarnival.net/2013/02/23/sta…

I have created the most disturbing hobby yet: World War III re-enactor.

G’s friendship trifold is in her school’s main display case … http://t.co/53ggWHJs

Newsflash to John McCain:The “center” IS the majority of Amiericans.That IS by definition. It is axiomatic. Look it up. Right is off-center

As always, xkcd provides the best solution. I’m hoping that our HOA will allow this to happen! xkcd.com/1156/