J's blog – Page 22 – grep my life

Being awakened at 4am by the pager at the coast has its advantages. http://t.co/oAJmpnXJ

Volunteering math, creating word problems: if gloves are 20% off, how many fingers is each glove missing?

Against historical evidence, Lincoln will probably do well in theaters. Do I have any cousins who aren’t American? Apologies to Mary…

What is the tea party’s least favorite brand of tea? Reality! #snork

Whiled away a delightful evening sharing “Galaxy Quest” with G & Cy. What fun!

You know these women having affairs with generals? They aren’t star-f*ckers, they are four-star f*ckers. #inappropriateButFunny

As Americans, it is vitally important that we come together and say as one: “No more political ads for two years, minimum.”

News flash! Peggy Noonan is against passion! (At least tonight!)

Last chance to vote is today. Travis County can vote at ANY polling location; here they are on google maps… goo.gl/IYHL4

I sure like the falling back/extra hour, but I really hate how early it gets dark now. #daylightsavingsfail

Wait. The storm passes right over HIS house, but it’s MY fault? I’m not filled with hate, but whatever. gaystarnews.com/article/christ…

Here’s an idea: instead of voter ID laws, let’s just have everyone dip their finger in purple ink! We’ll have to disallow early voting…

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

His lips are… there.