J's blog – Page 44 – grep my life

I had no idea that he also invented the “jello shot”. Seriously. http://t.co/kyVewEs

First try at pretzels. G thinks the fresh ones are better then @ the mall. (Whew!) http://t.co/PMexgeW

Except for me not having to push, this takes me back! http://t.co/oSdZvqF

TSA has caught exactly as many terrorists as unicorns. Oooo! Oooo! I’ve got an indicator! http://t.co/ZONYLdf #iChooseNotToFlyAgain

Jon Kyl was the one to send in the winning neologism for “santorum” to Savage Love. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

This one made me do a spit-take all over my keyboard… http://t.co/qGjxM47

I’m OK. You’re OK, in small doses.

Ah, I’m good at what I do. Last weekend, 1 year of useless data gone, this weekend, 9 months. Recurring pain factor from now on? 0.

You know why we can’t have representatives that behave like grownups? Because grownups won’t deal with these a**holes. http://t.co/hTxeGA3

Hey, do we have to have the CM7 release late Sunday night? OK, let everyone test it all week, fine.

mmmmm… fresh pita with olive hummus. I like what my life does!

The behind the scenes of deadliest catch is almost more interesting than the show… once you don’t care about the soap opera aspects of it!

Hey, Charlie – who’s got Tiger blood now?

OK, so of those of you who have known me for 8+ years, who would have suspected me of weekly golf blogging? <crickets…>