How to make Daddy J happy

  1. Daddy Cy brings home Rudy’s BBQ
  2. Ask for homemade bread, politely
  3. Sneak downstairs after bedtime
  4. Eat 2 slices of freshly homemade bread
  5. Act grateful (extremely grateful for a 9-year-old)
  6. Sneak back upstairs quietly

I’m tired as hell after working all weekend, but this made all the effort of making bread worth it — and more!

If I had a nickel for every way in which I love being a daddy, I would never need to work a day in my life.