so, money well spent!
Headline or punchline?
Sometimes, it’s difficult to tell the difference…
<http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-28181091>
“Don’t Go to Work” http://t.co/6I5oR2A4MC
“Don’t Go to Work” feedly.com/e/uhvNdUjt
is anyone else flashing back to Idiocracy? : “Wat…
is anyone else flashing back to Idiocracy? : “Water Plants with Club Soda to Make Them Grow Faster…” feedly.com/e/POwWotIW
Is it just me…
Or does this menu make it look like nachos are considered a salad?
And now, nobody in Austin will convict me…
for not giving an orbiting rat’s ass (think flying rat’s ass taken to the next level) about basketball for the rest of the month.
I’m free! I’m free to enjoy #MarchSaneness! (#OPleaseLetThatHastagTakeHold…)
The onion gets the Phelps death right
<http://www.theonion.com/articles/fred-phelps-man-who-forever-stopped-march-of-gay-r,35582/>
I just got a new job, but I feel my resume requires an update.
So, under hobbies, I want to add:
- WWIII pre-enactor
Too soon?
English muffins again
Let’s see if the crumb is better this time.
Has anyone pointed out to Morgan Sperlock
that CNN is the McDonalds of news?
Two Twain quotes spring immediately to mind:
“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure”
and
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a note saying I approved of it.”
#LiterallyTooSoon
Curiosity, in a light-hearted moment…
Oh, what a feeling…
So, I go out to the kitchen to get a drink. I turn on the light in the living room, and hear a thump, look around, and see a cat slinking around the island.
So, what was the cat trying to get into? We will never know…
Do I have a horrible neologism for you…
Techster. Think “techie-hipster”. Exhibit A:
Using a cell phone, while wearing google glass, while riding a segway, while at SxSW. I believe this deserves another neologism: the quadfecta.
(Source: reddit)
Still, this isn’t worse than the hot-pink sequined suit jacket that made G crack up when we first got off the train downtown…
Welcome to Austin, SxSW
Now, the world seems to be filled with slow-moving people taking pictures of stupid shit.
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