J's blog

Ready for a lake visit. I wonder how far down Buchannan is?

Could you pass the U.S. citizenship test? http://ff.im/-6r4tN

Introducing G to Hitchcock, watching Psycho as a family! (Now she might find High Anxiety funny…) Where’s my father of the year award?

Glad I put up the top for that whopping five minutes of rain.

If Billy Mays was using cocaine, he was probably using it as a depressant.

G is making a catalog to send to Daddy Cy. It has a table. He is to fill in the quantities and send it back.

Another milestone: G pulled up a chair and got a bag of balloons off the top of the fridge. There is officially now no place safe. Beware!

My theory on the origins of “Cash Cab”: cabbies at a bar after work figure out how to kick stupid people out of the cab without complaint.

G still writing up a storm. Lovely lazy Sunday…

Washing your car to make it rain doesn’t work. However, moving a rack of computers and phone switch from one office to another does…

Rust in peace. <http://www.cnbc.com/id/32087984>

A man with one fridge knows how cold it is. A man with two fridges doesn’t care.

Ask not for whom the overhead fluorescent lighting hums. It hums for thee.

What is this moistness falling from the sky? Where did the heat go?