The nightmare is over! http://t.co/WKchAHxf
I feel like an electoral baby …
I feel like an electoral baby bird, being fed regurgitated talking points. #debate #DenverDebate
Awww, Son of Beast demolition….
Awww, Son of Beast demolition. http://t.co/5qkWGmUh
The hamburger buns were a grea…
The hamburger buns were a great succcess… http://t.co/oY55Phjv
Rosemary pita worked last week…
Rosemary pita worked last weekend, let’s give hamburger buns a whirl.
Science! Plus ping pong balls!…
Science! Plus ping pong balls! http://t.co/6trrWIP3
Did you know that in Australia…
Did you know that in Australia it is already “talk like a pirate” day?
I got to watch and hear the op…
I got to watch and hear the opening number at rehearsal tonight. This is going to be fun — so much energy!
Oh, great. ANOTHER remake of “…
Oh, great. ANOTHER remake of “Total Recall”, this one starring rat fetuses. http://t.co/fkagtqfY
Well, the traffic on our serve…
Well, the traffic on our servers is slightly reduced. Glad I moved work DNS as one of my first actions… #tangodown
Pure genius: I have attached 2…
Pure genius: I have attached 2 cat toys to the oscillating fan. It is occupying both kittens full attention while the carpet is replaced.
I get that Ann Romney GETS how…
I get that Ann Romney GETS how I feel about my horse not making it to the Olympics.
snarkier than lmgtfy: http://t…
snarkier than lmgtfy: http://t.co/c6woOIdK
I’ve been in my office a long …
I’ve been in my office a long time. How long, you ask? I’m throwing out a garbage bag full of 5.25″” floppy disks.
I think I USUALLY love this. S…
I think I USUALLY love this. Sometimes, however… http://t.co/k0CFLx2y