tweets – Page 2

This Salvation Army spokesman doesn’t like me at a…

This Salvation Army spokesman doesn’t like me at all. examiner.com/article/salvat…

Somewhat less contentious than over/under the roll, but… businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-s…

Tonight, due to injury, the part of the supportive daddy will be played by Daddy Cy.J will snarkily call the fair tomorrow a lanyard-ectomy.

Gearing up for the business fair at G’s school. Which option is the least obnoxious: lanyard-tastic, lanyard-licious, or lanyard-tacular?

G can keep up with the household standard banter. I say this with an equal mixture of pride and terror.

It’s a religion of peace, you see. Not music. nytimes.com/2013/05/20/opi…

Studies show that waking up to someone else’s phone alarm is the worst way to wake up. Yes, I just performed that study.

Right now, on CNN is “I, too am an abduction survivor.” Now they’re all going to crawling out of the woodwork. cnn.com/2013/05/15/hea…

So G picked out a bunch of toys today. All of them fly. Tie for best/worst? Rocket, with engines. Damn drought. Maybe in Houston/NASA?

To my math geek friends, today is a pythagorean triple: 5^2 + 12^2 = 2013^2