Is it too soon to start calling him W-Rod?
Mental note, no more cherry tomatos at Albertson f…
Mental note, no more cherry tomatos at Albertson family functions.
Elvis has left the building… http://t.co/vcCgPX…
Elvis has left the building… onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/gr…
Just missed a head-on collision in the work parkin…
Just missed a head-on collision in the work parking lot with someone going faster than the speed of stupid.
So Cy and I played the “1 Direction Girl Talk Trivia Game” with G tonight.
Sadly, I took 4th. Out of 3. Can you feel my shame?
And admit it: the only thing worse would have been one of us winning. I mean, can you even imagine?
Oh, and yes, G got her certificate, too.
Favorite fake headline of the day: “Brain eating z…
Favorite fake headline of the day: “Brain eating zombies invade Washinton DC…and die of starvation.”
How do you know your golfing partner is a politici…
How do you know your golfing partner is a politician? When he gets a hole-in-one, he puts down a zero.
Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-uh. Cicero. Lipshitz.
Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-uh. Cicero. Lipshitz.
OK, I’m listening… http://t.co/OR6ZYF9pxR
OK, I’m listening… buzzfeed.com/daves4/reasons…
Were anyone to ask me today the worst part of agin…
Were anyone to ask me today the worst part of aging, it would be the profligate greying of nose and ear hair. Go ahead. Ask me.
Late vday dinner w/Cy @ roaring forks dtown. Steve…
Late vday dinner w/Cy @ roaring forks dtown. Steve Carrell sits down at the bar next to us.
Watching Reggie Perrin. Favorite line: “A nice lit…
Watching Reggie Perrin. Favorite line: “A nice little basement flat in Venice?”
Sell all yahoo stock, now… http://t.co/s6giI5xQ…
Sell all yahoo stock, now… allthingsd.com/20130222/physi…
“Family Values,” my aunt Fannie. My family has val…
“Family Values,” my aunt Fannie. My family has values. Compared to these folks, my family has value. FTHRW. thepoliticalcarnival.net/2013/02/23/sta…
I have created the most disturbing hobby yet: Worl…
I have created the most disturbing hobby yet: World War III re-enactor.
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