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There’s only one kind of storm that could set the…

There’s only one kind of storm that could set the Carnival Triumph free. A shit-storm. Amirite? nbcnews.com/travel/carniva…

Ew. The last paragraph of this story made me say “You’re going to need to lead it more.” nbcnews.com/travel/some-de…

For 5 of the past 7 nights, I have had the worst sysadmin dreams possible. Two of them involved G. Make it stop.

Mental note, no more cherry tomatos at Albertson family functions.

Just missed a head-on collision in the work parking lot with someone going faster than the speed of stupid.

Sadly, I took 4th. Out of 3. Can you feel my shame?

And admit it: the only thing worse would have been one of us winning. I mean, can you even imagine?

Oh, and yes, G got her certificate, too.

Favorite fake headline of the day: “Brain eating zombies invade Washinton DC…and die of starvation.”

How do you know your golfing partner is a politician? When he gets a hole-in-one, he puts down a zero.

Were anyone to ask me today the worst part of aging, it would be the profligate greying of nose and ear hair. Go ahead. Ask me.

Late vday dinner w/Cy @ roaring forks dtown. Steve Carrell sits down at the bar next to us.

Watching Reggie Perrin. Favorite line: “A nice little basement flat in Venice?”