So, tinight we have reached what I can only assume is the nadir (pinnacle?): So, tinight we have reached what I … http://t.co/zGfPrNG
Anybody in Austin feel like br…
Anybody in Austin feel like breaking a record in 4 hours or so?: Anybody in Austin feel like breaking a record i… http://t.co/hhHH0Zr
Late-night (early morning, act…
Late-night (early morning, actually) TV commercials provide such wonderfull: Late-night (early morning, actually… http://t.co/aDY9WQt
Best.: Best. Birthhday. Gift. …
Best.: Best. Birthhday. Gift. This. Year.It’s going up on the wall of my office! http://t.co/5J5LRoI
To all the parents of school-a…
To all the parents of school-age children:: To all the parents of school-age children:Happy New Year!(Also, teac… http://t.co/S7TC0jD
Giggliest.: Giggliest. School….
Giggliest.: Giggliest. School. Wake-up. Ever! http://t.co/E8ABb0F
So, the perfect game the night…
So, the perfect game the night before the 1st day or 4th grade:: So, the perfect game the night before the 1st d… http://t.co/39O1Psr
Working the shop with Cy…: W…
Working the shop with Cy…: Working the shop with Cy… http://t.co/AIUjFvL
My forehead is peeling.: My fo…
My forehead is peeling.: My forehead is peeling. This is not appealing. http://t.co/TWHIOSk
Of course.: Of course. A piano…
Of course.: Of course. A piano. Nice way to end the evening. http://t.co/JqvmLLk
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“It rubs the lotion on it’s sk…
“It rubs the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.” Actually: “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin, o… http://t.co/REoyZm8
Today’s math equation:: Today’…
Today’s math equation:: Today’s math equation:Scratchy shirt + sunburn = GAAAH! http://t.co/cPT9rSh
Awwwww.: Awwwww. Sadly, I thin…
Awwwww.: Awwwww. Sadly, I think we might have passed the age where I can do this. Perhaps G will do it with her … http://t.co/6CA81mr