Hopefully, the corrolary begins with “By killing only .5% of the driving population…” http://t.co/1u8usII
G made me this awesome paintin…
G made me this awesome painting. Seriously, check it out. http://t.co/NqFjO3D
So, after the luau party comes…
So, after the luau party comes the most important question:
Me: Do we do swim team next year?
G: Yes!
How nice. The magic hour is gr…
How nice. The magic hour is greener today. http://t.co/SvBCzHe
It’s time to haul some ass. ht…
It’s time to haul some ass. http://t.co/CoQXpu6
20 degree drop in temperature …
20 degree drop in temperature in 5 mins, plenty of gentle rain. Ok, now its a hard rain. Nice!
Happy first day of summer. I t…
Happy first day of summer. I think I might just pack away my winter clothes…
Oh, if only this were truly co…
Oh, if only this were truly complete: http://t.co/j5NlcgO
Great arguscussion w/G & Cy ab…
Great arguscussion w/G & Cy about law vs. personal responsibity. Note: this is the first time you heard the word arguscussion. <3 my family.
Valet parking for motorcycles …
Valet parking for motorcycles at the Oasis… Yes, it is rally weekend, why do you ask? http://t.co/StgsKaZ
My phone has the number ‘100’ …
My phone has the number ‘100’ at the top twice. One means that it is fully charged. The other means: “I’m melllllting!” Oh, what a world.
I eagerly await the reference …
I eagerly await the reference to his google problem as a “smear”. http://t.co/sPGANcV
I could stand a little more po…
I could stand a little more pomp, but under no circumstances do I want any more circumstance.
Congrats to Lucy on the gradua…
Congrats to Lucy on the graduation! (We should have brought in our vuvuzela…)
I have quoted the movie “Vacat…
I have quoted the movie “Vacation” twice already today. Stop me before the moose out front should have told you so.