The last batch of pretzels didn’t so much disappear as evaporate. Double batch today! http://t.co/rvqmw3X
Monty Python can teach us abou…
Monty Python can teach us about the software industry. http://t.co/iXgrYXo
What a great idea for staircas…
What a great idea for staircase design! http://t.co/9zkBpaC
I had no idea that he also inv…
I had no idea that he also invented the “jello shot”. Seriously. http://t.co/kyVewEs
Truth in logos: http://t.co/pR…
Truth in logos: http://t.co/pR5QHVt
First try at pretzels. G think…
First try at pretzels. G thinks the fresh ones are better then @ the mall. (Whew!) http://t.co/PMexgeW
Except for me not having to pu…
Except for me not having to push, this takes me back! http://t.co/oSdZvqF
TSA has caught exactly as many…
TSA has caught exactly as many terrorists as unicorns. Oooo! Oooo! I’ve got an indicator! http://t.co/ZONYLdf #iChooseNotToFlyAgain
Jon Kyl was the one to send in…
Jon Kyl was the one to send in the winning neologism for “santorum” to Savage Love. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
This one made me do a spit-tak…
This one made me do a spit-take all over my keyboard… http://t.co/qGjxM47
I’m OK. You’re OK, in small do…
I’m OK. You’re OK, in small doses.
Ah, I’m good at what I do. Las…
Ah, I’m good at what I do. Last weekend, 1 year of useless data gone, this weekend, 9 months. Recurring pain factor from now on? 0.
You know why we can’t have rep…
You know why we can’t have representatives that behave like grownups? Because grownups won’t deal with these a**holes. http://t.co/hTxeGA3
Hey, do we have to have the CM…
Hey, do we have to have the CM7 release late Sunday night? OK, let everyone test it all week, fine.
mmmmm… fresh pita with olive…
mmmmm… fresh pita with olive hummus. I like what my life does!