Operation “let’s try pita bread this time” was a success
Here’s hoping that we’re done …
Here’s hoping that we’re done with freezing temps here in Austin.
I rhyme, therefore I am
This limmerick is self-referential
I hope it lives up to potential
Tell me if it gaffes
Or if anyone laughs
Or if it’s too urban or provencial.
Such a nice hung man #seniorpo…
Such a nice hung man #seniorporntitles @pattonoswalt
I am the love child of Glen Olberman and Keith Beck
All the pundits I see induce nausea
With hate filled conspiracies implaussia
Who likes this damn dreck?
I’m in over my neck.
I hope never to learn me the cause’o’ya.
Just you try to deny me the inheritance of Dorothy Parker…
A limmerick’s form’s built up with ease
And it’s message is certain to please
Audience under thirty?
Or is it quite dirty?
Or is the last line just a tease?
And it’s message is certain to please
Audience under thirty?
Or is it quite dirty?
Or is the last line just a tease?
The FAA Bill Could Make TSA Bo…
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Avoid 35 and Ben White this we…
Avoid 35 and Ben White this weekend… http://t.co/JeuojCe
David Lynch, (Non-)Musician: T…
David Lynch, (Non-)Musician: The L.A. Weekly Interview http://t.co/AwIZkub
I still say having eveyone wea…
I still say having eveyone wear yellow pants screws everything up for those of us without working contacts.
Awesome superbowl party at rpc…
Awesome superbowl party at rpcc! http://t.co/Pcgye6E
Sold-out performance of “The M…
Sold-out performance of “The Music Man” coming up!
We just totally got G with the…
We just totally got G with the henway.
G comes downstairs, asking “Ca…
G comes downstairs, asking “Can I have a blog?” Me: “You already have one!” she is setting it up, and I’m walking on air!
This only works if the salt wa…
This only works if the salt water on the slides is ice cold… http://t.co/uJv7ilw