Wait. The storm passes right over HIS house, but it’s MY fault? I’m not filled with hate, but whatever. gaystarnews.com/article/christ…
Here’s an idea: instead of voter ID laws, let’s ju…
Here’s an idea: instead of voter ID laws, let’s just have everyone dip their finger in purple ink! We’ll have to disallow early voting…
How can you tell when a politician is lying? His…
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
His lips are… there.
Last night, we achieved the impossible; sleepover…
Last night, we achieved the impossible; sleepover girls went to sleep before the parents. Now, check the time of this tweet, and sympathize.
My daughter is 10. Why are all the costumes availa…
My daughter is 10. Why are all the costumes available to her “slutty”?Then again, the boys choices were leftovers from the Village People…
So, on 10/11/12, I *also* come out as a math geek.
So, on 10/11/12, I *also* come out as a math geek.
The nightmare is over! http://…
The nightmare is over! http://t.co/WKchAHxf
I feel like an electoral baby …
I feel like an electoral baby bird, being fed regurgitated talking points. #debate #DenverDebate
Awww, Son of Beast demolition….
Awww, Son of Beast demolition. http://t.co/5qkWGmUh
The hamburger buns were a grea…
The hamburger buns were a great succcess… http://t.co/oY55Phjv
Rosemary pita worked last week…
Rosemary pita worked last weekend, let’s give hamburger buns a whirl.
Science! Plus ping pong balls!…
Science! Plus ping pong balls! http://t.co/6trrWIP3
Did you know that in Australia…
Did you know that in Australia it is already “talk like a pirate” day?
I got to watch and hear the op…
I got to watch and hear the opening number at rehearsal tonight. This is going to be fun — so much energy!
Oh, great. ANOTHER remake of “…
Oh, great. ANOTHER remake of “Total Recall”, this one starring rat fetuses. http://t.co/fkagtqfY