Seventy-freakin-six! The top is coming down for the drive home tonight! Yeah! (I’m excited, can you tell?)
Reading to try and ignore the …
Reading to try and ignore the magic… That’s my girl! http://t.co/Wsksnv2
Here’s a pic I took at Twin Cr…
Here’s a pic I took at Twin Creeks Country Club – http://gowal.la/c/3xARx
Michael Amar lecture — at Tw…
Michael Amar lecture — at Twin Creeks Country Club http://gowal.la/c/3xARx
Viva la resistor! http://t.co/…
Viva la resistor! http://t.co/118fKpp
Calvin and Tyler? http://t.co/…
Calvin and Tyler? http://t.co/FYBkCUS
Operation “let’s try pita brea…
Operation “let’s try pita bread this time” was a success
Here’s hoping that we’re done …
Here’s hoping that we’re done with freezing temps here in Austin.
I rhyme, therefore I am
This limmerick is self-referential
I hope it lives up to potential
Tell me if it gaffes
Or if anyone laughs
Or if it’s too urban or provencial.
Such a nice hung man #seniorpo…
Such a nice hung man #seniorporntitles @pattonoswalt
I am the love child of Glen Olberman and Keith Beck
All the pundits I see induce nausea
With hate filled conspiracies implaussia
Who likes this damn dreck?
I’m in over my neck.
I hope never to learn me the cause’o’ya.
The FAA Bill Could Make TSA Bo…
The FAA Bill Could Make TSA Body Scan Distribution Illegal [Body Scans] http://j.mp/gVYMkJ
Avoid 35 and Ben White this we…
Avoid 35 and Ben White this weekend… http://t.co/JeuojCe
David Lynch, (Non-)Musician: T…
David Lynch, (Non-)Musician: The L.A. Weekly Interview http://t.co/AwIZkub
I still say having eveyone wea…
I still say having eveyone wear yellow pants screws everything up for those of us without working contacts.