Category: social

Were anyone to ask me today the worst part of aging, it would be the profligate greying of nose and ear hair. Go ahead. Ask me.

Late vday dinner w/Cy @ roaring forks dtown. Steve Carrell sits down at the bar next to us.

Watching Reggie Perrin. Favorite line: “A nice little basement flat in Venice?”

Sell all yahoo stock, now… allthingsd.com/20130222/physi…

“Family Values,” my aunt Fannie. My family has values. Compared to these folks, my family has value. FTHRW. thepoliticalcarnival.net/2013/02/23/sta…

I have created the most disturbing hobby yet: World War III re-enactor.

Newsflash to John McCain:The “center” IS the majority of Amiericans.That IS by definition. It is axiomatic. Look it up. Right is off-center

As always, xkcd provides the best solution. I’m hoping that our HOA will allow this to happen! xkcd.com/1156/

So, the LAPD found Dorner’s charred body. Is it too soon for me to say “Well done?” usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/…

Actually, if we’re going for #badDwarfNames the winner might be “Droogy”

Phrases from my life:

And the worst dwarf of all? Dumpy.

I see news of this blizzard and feel nothing except gratitude to my parents for moving to Texas.OK, a smattering of sympathy for those there

After a year and a half, I realize that both kittens share a super-power. Either one can turn ANYTHING into a toy. Even their water bowl.

I can only hope to ever write a line as good as one in the opening of “House of Cards”: “She’s as tough as a $2 steak.” Wow.