Category: social

I remember the most humiliating nickname I ever conceived for anyone, ever. It barely even applied. Can you beat it?

I imagine that congress will longingly recall the days of 9% approval ratings…

Please, nobody explain to me why I seem to have skipped “turning into my parents” and jumped directly to “turning into my grandparents.”

Thanks to Aunt Shana, G just made duct tape pants. Thankfully, they will never fit my fat…rump. Still took too long for my…taste?

Sigh. Everyone’s making Mayan jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

It’s 70 right now. Highs tomorrow in the 50’s. C’mon Texas, keep that cold away! Do it for me, please…

I hope that in 1000 years, I will be known as “he who created camouflage from only shades of marine rescue orange.” Or 4 funny stuff I say.

How does G know we’re old? We were part of the 1900’s… #ouch

Brilliant! How to wrap a gift that needs to stay charged! i.imgur.com/8wuU6.jpg

Oh, this is just DELIGHTFUL. nytimes.com/aponline/2012/…

The G-rated cut of “Office Space” is almost incomprehensible.

You know, if you’re going to kill strangers AND take your own life, you can SKIP THE FIRST STEP.