Category: tweets

“Don’t Go to Work” feedly.com/e/uhvNdUjt

is anyone else flashing back to Idiocracy? : “Water Plants with Club Soda to Make Them Grow Faster…” feedly.com/e/POwWotIW

G was leaving and made a “dad joke” at me. I retorted with a “G joke.” She flipped her hair as she left w/:This is why we get along #DadWin

Remember when @fakedansavage helped create the santorum neologism? We need to do the same thing for the word “Cruz” now…

Cy is watching a video about a card trick using jacks. The geek in me keeps hearing “regex” when they say “red jacks”.

Woke up to a wet driveway and distant thunder. Whew, a hot week is over — even the A/C is off!

I join all my right-wing friends — do I have any? — in the righteous condemnation of these downfallen states. Wait! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_…

Timelapse of Austin’s growth over the past 30(-ish) years: farm3.staticflickr.com/2830/903604855…

OK, I guess it’s time to see if I can get back to sleep now. It’s just so nice getting su much done when it’s quiet.

Nice try, Portland. 4walls4all.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/keep-p…

For the first time in years, I spent over twelve hours with my laptop turned off. I should be dodging lightning bolts. Phone GPS nav, yes.