Category: tweets

20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer (PIC) http://ff.im/-cfHeA

If it’s not about golf, Tiger Woods owes us no explanation – This is not in the Bill of Rights, but I think all… http://ff.im/-ceCBN

Eight years and 90 minutes ago, Diane’s van became the mobile birthing center. Happiest day of my life, aside from all the following ones.

drunk geeks are funny… <http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/54425>

I’ve seen him drive better…<http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html>

theydotcom on What’s a moment in which you felt absolutely content, like everything was perfect for just that one… http://ff.im/-c72ue

Who has time to wait for instant gratification?

is full, thankful, and sleepy. Mostly sleepy.

You know what I’m in the mood for? Turkey. Just sounds good today. Tomorrow, probably not so much…

can not cast the first stone… but is at the ready with the second!

The best time for a hard drive to fail is before the machine goes into production. Alpha geek J FTW.

G: “I can’t sleep” me: “Instead, try to stay awake to the end of Dirty Jobs.” 10 minutes later, snoring. Daddy J wins. With snuggles!

G finally rehearsing her bit in White Christmas

Huge spammer sentenced, yay! <http://voices.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2009/11/spam_godfather_alan_ralsky_get.html>

If this sticker is blue, then you are driving too fast. <http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/physics0.jpg>