Now that I think about it
was the qwerty keyboard designed to make typing the word awkward awkward?
All I want to know today is:
was craft services for the film Jaws focused on charcuterie?
My friends know me well
Perhaps too well
Finally
Finally found the proper neologism for my Hawaiian shirt and cowboy hat style:
Y’alloha
Today, I will find joy
…in the fact that the words “sturdy” and “custardy” are antonyms
It must be difficult…
… to cultivate a cult with the culture of the occult
Can we vote on the definition?
Even after voting for a constable today, I still maintain the only proper definition is “a variable that doesn’t ever change”
duorobourous
I am SHOCKED that google returns nothing for this search. Literally unbelievable that in the course of human civilization (yes, yes, such as it is) this word has not been created, to describe two snakes eating each other’s tails, in an infinity symbol.
If anyone wants to make me an animation showing that, I’ll pay for it.
Today’s million dollar idea:
a machine that induces fake labor so that women who use a surrogate can know the sensation/pain of childbirth. It must be called “the contraction contraption”
And by the government, too!
It’s about fucking time somebody was advised about me
I was today years old…
…when I realized that sip and piss, being opposites for fluid intake and output, are almost palindromes
No need to thank me!
Edit: while swimming laps, my brain informed me that by putting the extra ‘s’ in the middle, it becomes an actual palindrome: “pisssip.”
Okay, NOW you can thank me.
I don’t see pisssip becoming a useful neologism, unless the concept of a “shower beer” expands to include “a can on the can.”
I’m having one of those moments where my true nature reveals itself to myself, aren’t I?
It’s a bass guitar
You just might have to pronounce that differently than your first instinct
Since there are no big waves, it’s obviously tuned to “sea flat.”
Wake up!
I will now take a /goofy bow
Give and take
There’s an inherent paradox I quite enjoyed today in the fact that immediately after getting two vaccines, I had to wander down to the lab to get blood drawn. It’s like the medical version of “Dueling Banjos.”
It was a lot of blood, too – I had to sit there for 10 minutes to fill up all the vials. Another fun parallel: the nurse smacking my arm to get a vein to come up is much like anyone with a non-squeeze, glass bottle of ketchup.
Now that I think back on it, she was probably just hitting me remembering the last time I was there.
Sub-par humor
So, first we lost the Titanic there. Then, the Titan went missing.
If past results are any indication, we’ll drop two more letters and the next vessel to disappear will be the Tit?
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