Category: General

If this is true, I am infuriated. Scratch that, I am livid. rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/11/…

Best phrase of the evening: “Brahm’s fifth Sinatra”

Unfortunately, our household’s new catchphrase is “Really? That’s it?”

I give this death a thumbs down. cnn.com/2013/04/04/sho…

There’s only one kind of storm that could set the Carnival Triumph free. A shit-storm. Amirite? nbcnews.com/travel/carniva…

Ew. The last paragraph of this story made me say “You’re going to need to lead it more.” nbcnews.com/travel/some-de…

For 5 of the past 7 nights, I have had the worst sysadmin dreams possible. Two of them involved G. Make it stop.

Is it too soon to start calling him W-Rod?

Mental note, no more cherry tomatos at Albertson family functions.

Elvis has left the building… onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/gr…

Just missed a head-on collision in the work parking lot with someone going faster than the speed of stupid.

Favorite fake headline of the day: “Brain eating zombies invade Washinton DC…and die of starvation.”

How do you know your golfing partner is a politician? When he gets a hole-in-one, he puts down a zero.

Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-uh. Cicero. Lipshitz.