General – Page 19

Guess who’s on IMDB now…

Yes, it’s someone quite close to me.

is that at least he waited 30 minutes after the moment of silence to begin bloviating.

Go figure I’m awake for it.

Come on, I’ve had the “Sexy Mayans” calendar on my fridge for the past year, and it goes on to the 31st.

And some of those Mayans were cute…

Sigh. Everyone’s making Mayan jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

It’s 70 right now. Highs tomorrow in the 50’s. C’mon Texas, keep that cold away! Do it for me, please…

I hope that in 1000 years, I will be known as “he who created camouflage from only shades of marine rescue orange.” Or 4 funny stuff I say.

How does G know we’re old? We were part of the 1900’s… #ouch

Brilliant! How to wrap a gift that needs to stay charged! i.imgur.com/8wuU6.jpg

The G-rated cut of “Office Space” is almost incomprehensible.

You know, if you’re going to kill strangers AND take your own life, you can SKIP THE FIRST STEP.

I am going to try on about 49 more pair of sunglasses, so that I can introduce you to “50 Shades of J”