Category: General

News flash! Peggy Noonan is against passion! (At least tonight!)

Last chance to vote is today. Travis County can vote at ANY polling location; here they are on google maps… goo.gl/IYHL4

I sure like the falling back/extra hour, but I really hate how early it gets dark now. #daylightsavingsfail

Wait. The storm passes right over HIS house, but it’s MY fault? I’m not filled with hate, but whatever. gaystarnews.com/article/christ…

Here’s an idea: instead of voter ID laws, let’s just have everyone dip their finger in purple ink! We’ll have to disallow early voting…

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

His lips are… there.

Last night, we achieved the impossible; sleepover girls went to sleep before the parents. Now, check the time of this tweet, and sympathize.

My daughter is 10. Why are all the costumes available to her “slutty”?Then again, the boys choices were leftovers from the Village People…

So, on 10/11/12, I *also* come out as a math geek.