I’ll drink to that! http://t.co/WYiEBH9
The universe is awesome. http:…
The universe is awesome. http://t.co/HPd53lx
Is there a worse possible phra…
Is there a worse possible phrase to use? “The toddler was safe the whole time” http://t.co/AOy13kS
Wow, facebook. You really, really suck.
So, for the first time in MONTHS, I log in, because of a walkthrough showing how to take care of the latest facebook privacy settings.
It’s truly shocking how many things I had to change since a year ago (fine, 9 months for you pedanticists), when I last set everything to “as private as it can be” and logged out. Facebook is apparently run by a bunch of sociopathic spamming markettroids who will take full advantage of any human trait as an exploitable weakness for them to profit from. This makes them both “something to invest in” AND “something to protect yourself from.”
I saw that there were a slew of messages — please, please PLEASE use my email instead. I read all of your facebook updates and links in google reader, using the RSS feeds that facebook provides, but it does not alert me to private messages, and I don’t want to log into facebook long enough to deal with those… no matter how much I might love you individually (hint, hint, Aunt Georgi!), I am determined to keep all my updates on my blog which feeds into both facebook and twitter, and where I own the original. Plus, the “like” button tracking me across websites gives me the heebie-jeebies (and it should do the same to you), so I refuse to even log in to facebook using my primary browser.
Now, I let my android phone sync my facebook contacts to my phone (but who knows how much longer that will last?), but rarely do more than click on a widget update that grabs my interest.
Long story short: do not message me on facebook, send me an email instead!
Thanks, folks.
A man throwing away trash, or …
A man throwing away trash, or a juggler giving up on his dream? (hint: I’m hoping for dream) http://i.imgur.com/Fyihf.jpg
Emcee rehersal for juggling sh…
Emcee rehersal for juggling show tonight http://t.co/74R9YAh
In the area of Austin bounded …
In the area of Austin bounded by 1st, Oltorf, Lamar and the river, it is 20 times easier to get a tattoo than construction paper.
February 26, 2011 http://bit.l…
February 26, 2011 http://bit.ly/fvbnJL
WIN: Snow Over It http://bit.l…
WIN: Snow Over It http://bit.ly/dXbVII
Frickin migrane.Every time I s…
Frickin migrane.Every time I stand up I get a spasm of pain trying to yank my right ear off with a rusty tuna can lid. FML.Makes driving fun
Awful, just awful. Tilapia Yol…
Awful, just awful. Tilapia Yoli will never be the same. http://weareaustin.com/fulltext?nxd_id=124486
G made a tuxedo out of my diet…
G made a tuxedo out of my diet coke bottle http://t.co/jz8vSXh
A sure sign you have a young d…
A sure sign you have a young daughter: you discover glitter (the herpes of crafts) stuck to your phone’s screen.
G: You should know your bread …
G: You should know your bread is being stolen! NOMNOMNOM!
Me: That’s sweet!
G: This is PRICELESS!
How to make Daddy J happy
- Daddy Cy brings home Rudy’s BBQ
- Ask for homemade bread, politely
- Sneak downstairs after bedtime
- Eat 2 slices of freshly homemade bread
- Act grateful (extremely grateful for a 9-year-old)
- Sneak back upstairs quietly
I’m tired as hell after working all weekend, but this made all the effort of making bread worth it — and more!
If I had a nickel for every way in which I love being a daddy, I would never need to work a day in my life.