J's blog

I saw a limo

Limo

I had two bizarre dreams in a row last night. In the first one, it started off boring. I was stuck in traffic. Don’t you wish you were me, dreaming about being stuck in traffic? The sky was darkly overcast, except at the horizon. I had the top up. People were finally pulling off to [...]

And now a fish

Penguin

As always, start out with things overheard: Overheard in New York | The United Nations, Encapsulated Overheard in the Office | Worst. Staff Meeting. Ever. Overheard Everywhere | For Our Safety, You’ll Need to Stand by with Norton Antivirus Overheard in New York | Unassailable Logic: A NYC Short Story Overheard in the Office | [...]

No, really — it’s true. I even use it for the forces of good! What, I hear you plead, could J’s superpower possibly be? Anything you give me, I can take it and make it worse. Many folks wonder how useful this particular superpower is. Allow me to describe:  Someone walks into our office, supposedly [...]

ediot: (n), from idiot. A person who is incapable of using computers, causing much pain to support staff

eracism: (n) 1. The preference for one operating system over another Examples of eracism: “Funny, you don’t type that way.” “Some of my best friends use mac.”

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