- (after the movie Vigilante Vengence is cancelled because Jemery Black has had his knee broken)
Victor: The movie will still be finished, it will just be shorter and…on television.
Jeremy: Network television?
Victor: Oh, yes, I think so!
Jeremy: American network?
Victor: (Somberly)Too soon to say
.Jeremy: (with disgust) What, Canadian?
Victor: (Even more somberly) I don’t want to make any promises.
Richard: Hey! You! Lay off the Chez Whiz — that’s for the talent!
Victor: Variety is all the same.
- Alan is getting a lifetime achievement award at the Gemini Awards Show
Alan: I’m a humanitarian, understand, a humanitarian, and I want people to know it; so work it in or I will make it my personal mission to watch you starve to death!