Alternative names

Singletary Harold Snyder, Jr.

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and fathers middle names)
Harold Tonne

3. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Singletary forgotten

4. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

5. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Gnu

6. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born)
Harold Manhattan

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning)
The Green Diet Coke (actually, the nadir)

8. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

9. STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Mint Chocolate Chip Chocolate Chip

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet’s name, street you grew up on)
Tuffy Von Hugecock.  (Sorry, Larry David.  I’m not grown up yet.)

11. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Nivet

12. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy
Stetson Junior Mint (Wow, that didn’t work out well!)