J's blog – Page 18 – grep my life

My Dr. thought I had low-T, but blood tests revealed that instead I have Hi-C. The only known treatment is Kool-aid. Oh, yeah!

OK, so there’s another die hard movie, opening on 14 Feb. After the pain of the third movie, why not call this one “Die Heart?”

The good news is that reading this gave me a “rage against the dying of the light” moment… motherboard.vice.com/blog/what-150-…

I finally found success with English Muffins. Now, I need to try creating my own starter from rye flour… sherylcanter.com/wordpress/2010…

And I thought *I* was exhausted after I took out the trash in this cold weather…

The phrase “It needs to die.” near the botton of this article earns my “ill-chosen quote of the decade” award. usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/…

It is spelling bee time. Let the fun beegin! http://t.co/HUJLzjyq

So apparently this was the sign at El Arroyo yesterday… http://t.co/YtJj50RE

I remember the most humiliating nickname I ever conceived for anyone, ever. It barely even applied. Can you beat it?

Oh, sleet! My favorite!

The other half of tonight’s baking: Italian bread ready for roasted garlic butter. http://t.co/MOnhHHP7

Half of tonight’s baking efforts: rosemary hamburger buns. http://t.co/YXZAZypi

I imagine that congress will longingly recall the days of 9% approval ratings…

And Phelix thinks every last one could be hiding his mother’s nipples. Twould be cute, were it not so annoying.