J's blog – Page 19 – grep my life

Please, nobody explain to me why I seem to have skipped “turning into my parents” and jumped directly to “turning into my grandparents.”

Now, she can tell me to shut my cake hole…

Thanks to Aunt Shana, G just made duct tape pants. Thankfully, they will never fit my fat…rump. Still took too long for my…taste?

Yes, it’s someone quite close to me.

is that at least he waited 30 minutes after the moment of silence to begin bloviating.

Go figure I’m awake for it.

Come on, I’ve had the “Sexy Mayans” calendar on my fridge for the past year, and it goes on to the 31st.

And some of those Mayans were cute…

Sigh. Everyone’s making Mayan jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

It’s 70 right now. Highs tomorrow in the 50’s. C’mon Texas, keep that cold away! Do it for me, please…

I hope that in 1000 years, I will be known as “he who created camouflage from only shades of marine rescue orange.” Or 4 funny stuff I say.

How does G know we’re old? We were part of the 1900’s… #ouch

Brilliant! How to wrap a gift that needs to stay charged! i.imgur.com/8wuU6.jpg