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Half of tonight’s baking efforts: rosemary hamburger buns. http://t.co/YXZAZypi

I imagine that congress will longingly recall the days of 9% approval ratings…

And Phelix thinks every last one could be hiding his mother’s nipples. Twould be cute, were it not so annoying.

Please, nobody explain to me why I seem to have skipped “turning into my parents” and jumped directly to “turning into my grandparents.”

Now, she can tell me to shut my cake hole…

Thanks to Aunt Shana, G just made duct tape pants. Thankfully, they will never fit my fat…rump. Still took too long for my…taste?

Yes, it’s someone quite close to me.

is that at least he waited 30 minutes after the moment of silence to begin bloviating.

Go figure I’m awake for it.

Come on, I’ve had the “Sexy Mayans” calendar on my fridge for the past year, and it goes on to the 31st.

And some of those Mayans were cute…

Sigh. Everyone’s making Mayan jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

It’s 70 right now. Highs tomorrow in the 50’s. C’mon Texas, keep that cold away! Do it for me, please…