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“It rubs the lotion on it’s sk…

“It rubs the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.” Actually: “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin, o… http://t.co/REoyZm8

Today’s math equation:: Today’s math equation:Scratchy shirt + sunburn = GAAAH! http://t.co/cPT9rSh

Awwwww.: Awwwww. Sadly, I think we might have passed the age where I can do this. Perhaps G will do it with her … http://t.co/6CA81mr

OK, this is cooler than us seeing the meteor shower a few weeks ago…: OK, this is cooler than us seeing the me… http://t.co/tWdPdlR

Are these rain clouds?: Are these rain clouds? Hope sprinkles eternal… http://t.co/aHA6LK3

A decade, a week, and a day, and I still have the biggest, stupidest grin o: A decade, a week, and a day, and I … http://t.co/Ei94JKL

Did you know…: Did you know…The credits to “Fletch” (1985) are all lower-case. Like e.e. cummings! http://t.co/FtKqcDA

Brrrrr!: Brrrrr! Time to put on a sweater, and unpack the winter clothes. Finally, a day without a 100-plus high http://bit.ly/qnO6T7

Now that’s an interesting calendar!: Now that’s an interesting calendar! http://t.co/IzGjfsF

You get nine guesses to find out who helped me shape these loaves of bread.: You get nine guesses to find out wh… http://t.co/b1xvoDY

Spent a fantastic evening playing chess with G, then getting her hooked on: Spent a fantastic evening playing ch… http://bit.ly/quWzkD

My hypochondria needs to be surgically removed.: My hypochondria needs to be surgically removed. http://bit.ly/nj4wn8

Checking in to hell.: Checking in to hell. http://bit.ly/rlkHFg

Don’t run any lights this week, folks…: Don’t run any lights this week, folks… National Stop on Red Week get… http://bit.ly/oavDLG