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In the area of Austin bounded …

In the area of Austin bounded by 1st, Oltorf, Lamar and the river, it is 20 times easier to get a tattoo than construction paper.

Frickin migrane.Every time I stand up I get a spasm of pain trying to yank my right ear off with a rusty tuna can lid. FML.Makes driving fun

Awful, just awful. Tilapia Yoli will never be the same. http://weareaustin.com/fulltext?nxd_id=124486

G made a tuxedo out of my diet coke bottle http://t.co/jz8vSXh

A sure sign you have a young daughter: you discover glitter (the herpes of crafts) stuck to your phone’s screen.

G: You should know your bread is being stolen! NOMNOMNOM!
Me: That’s sweet!
G: This is PRICELESS!

Standardized linux across dev, test, stage and production + remote PXE boot upgrades. I’m good at this computer stuff. Go, go GO!

Which takes a bigger hit? Back to the Future, or Primer? http://t.co/82KlhCU

With fresh pita bread in the house, we are CONSTANTLY running out of hummus. *That’s* *my* girl!

Seventy-freakin-six! The top is coming down for the drive home tonight! Yeah! (I’m excited, can you tell?)

Reading to try and ignore the magic… That’s my girl! http://t.co/Wsksnv2

Here’s a pic I took at Twin Creeks Country Club – http://gowal.la/c/3xARx

Michael Amar lecture — at Twin Creeks Country Club http://gowal.la/c/3xARx