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So it’s come to this, fortune …

So it’s come to this, fortune cookies? http://ff.im/-vWnMo

Just whiled away several delightful hours with G and a science kit. Microscope and circuits — just don’t tell her it’s educational, OK?

Now I’m scared to put any presents out under the tree. http://ff.im/-vSDcQ

Warning: Major Spoiler http://ff.im/-vSDcL

On the back of the bathroom door in a bar in Brooklyn. http://ff.im/-vSDcK

TIL to always leave a space between the number and the unit. It’s 600 GB and not 600GB, and most technical… http://ff.im/-vSDcM

233 page novel and not a single verb http://ff.im/-vSDcR

As if golf didnt have enough to make you think about http://ff.im/-vSDcP

Single most nostalgic moment in Die Hard… http://ff.im/-vSDcU

That’s why Bruce Schneier calls it security theater. http://ff.im/-vSDcO

It took a few tracks from Daddy Cy’s classics <https://j.snyder.name/cbc> but now OPERATION GET THE 9-YEAR-OLD TO SLEEP has finally succeeded

Now, to sleep upstream against all the excitement, after watching Christmas Vacation on netflix instant #fatheroftheyear

Based upon current observations, I would estimate that 9 years old is the optimal present-guessing age, strictly in terms of enthusiasm.