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If I had a nickel for every wa…

If I had a nickel for every way in which I am sore, I wouldn’t be able to move.

Ahhh! And yes, G has done the slide many times already… http://t.co/MsRWC3fe

How am I to do any editing with such cute and playful kittens about?

G’s last (half) day of 4th grade, with water balloons & super soaker. Would say “no super soakers when I was…” but didn’t go full fogey.

My life would be so much better if I had full control of Grover Norquist’s shock collar.

G is hilarious. If you don’t get to hang out with her often, you are really missing out.

For some unknown reason, a nice afternoon at the pool has suddenly turned into a cross between Children of the Corn and Lord of the Flies.

“But it’s for a part!” — father of the year teaching our daughter “The Aristocrats” joke. http://t.co/lddGOQiU

Swim team time trials + member guest + prime rib = busy night @ rpcc… http://t.co/Ta8LzUT4

Oh, is it star wars day again already? (Yes, May the 4th…)

And so, swim team starts with a splash. And a modicum of complaining… http://t.co/UY3VLs5L

Cul-de-sac street hockey. Starr test=no homework! http://t.co/oKxZ9E7l

Whiled away a delightful, if sweaty afternoon holding G up as she learned to ripstick. She will sleep well tonight,me 2 http://t.co/0iHoXo7K

An important personal discovery. 94 degrees outside makes the difference between not enough cold vs. hot water in the shower.