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“Or perhaps spend several hour…

“Or perhaps spend several hours working while coming up with several cleaver tweets that all occupy exactly 140 characters?” Meh. Both. #fb

needs an insomnia sommelier. “Would Monssieur prefer to toss and turn staring at the clock while le significant other snores into an ear #fb

From the back of the car G sings: “Silver bells…Batman smells…” #fb

G finally woke up. Obviously, 8 years old is time for the transition… Webkinz being logged in now. #fb

is really, really looking forward to Monday night… #fb

Is this… satire? [pic] http://ff.im/-dgcu3

Robert, is that you? <http://twitter.com/loadedsanta> #fb

Was feeling concerned for that guy who fell into the grinding machine. Don’t worry, he’s fine now… #fb

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? #fb

@bbum If you use white and black duct tape for wrapping gifts, you not only keep your geek cred, but also 15 minutes of fame on “Queer Eye”.

Is the bow on the car grill a trophy of a wreath kill? #fb

A Pictorial Guide to avoiding Camera Loss [PICS] http://ff.im/-d6aNQ

Interesting drive in today; fog, no fog, fog, no fog, fog, no fog. #fb

G is in a foul mood today. Nothing 3 weeks off can’t cure. #fb