No photo, but downtown Austin looks like it is covered in fog. http://t.co/k5flPm3
It’s not even 10pm, yet we’re …
It’s not even 10pm, yet we’re under 75 degrees?It’s like I don’t even know this town. http://t.co/0OXr5Ha
Map of the #steinerranch #cent…
Map of the #steinerranch #centraltxfires Steiner Ranch Fire – Google Maps http://t.co/x5NdYro
Thunder is chasing his own sha…
Thunder is chasing his own shadow. I am about to burst out loud laughing, but then he would stop… http://t.co/H0wtAb7
Any local newscaster who menti…
Any local newscaster who mentions any award on air for the next two years deserves to have it forcefully inserte… http://t.co/bVgc0g6
For my distant relatives:The w…
For my distant relatives:The water tower you occasionally see in the right for the second minute of this video … http://t.co/dOGkGgO
Hoping my Steiner Ranch friend…
Hoping my Steiner Ranch friends are OK… Homes burning at Steiner Ranch – YNN – Your News Now http://t.co/O7fvhsM
My brain: !!!!!!Me: OK, I’m up…
My brain: !!!!!!Me: OK, I’m up. What is it?My brain: !!Me: What is it, boy? Has little Timmy fallen down a well again? http://t.co/sphbVdc
Just had two incidents of irre…
Just had two incidents of irrefutable proof that parental approval is the m: Just had two incidents of irrefutab… http://t.co/hxvd9zm
Junior programs night, includi…
Junior programs night, including music lessons: Junior programs night, including music lessons http://t.co/paz91CZ
Gladly conscripted for after-s…
Gladly conscripted for after-school pick-up!: Gladly conscripted for after-school pick-up! http://t.co/l4nzDwr
My new nickname?: My new nickn…
My new nickname?: My new nickname? Coach Snyder! (No, really!)Any guesses? http://t.co/oLJ8fFL
Insane:: Insane: (n) 1. see vi…
Insane:: Insane: (n) 1. see video Skydiving From One Plane Into Another | EgoTV http://t.co/jusntDY
On a scale of 1 to ten, how ba…
On a scale of 1 to ten, how bad is it that we just taught our daughter the: On a scale of 1 to ten, how bad is i… http://t.co/ca94pYd
You saw what we did to Don.: Y…
You saw what we did to Don.: You saw what we did to Don. Just imagine what we eould have done with Irene… http://t.co/9J1EPzc