Please, nobody explain to me why I seem to have skipped “turning into my parents” and jumped directly to “turning into my grandparents.”
Thanks to Aunt Shana, G just made duct tape pants….
Thanks to Aunt Shana, G just made duct tape pants. Thankfully, they will never fit my fat…rump. Still took too long for my…taste?
I just learned that the person who invented knock-knock jokes won a Nobel Peace Prize.
Guess who’s on IMDB now…
Yes, it’s someone quite close to me.
Sigh. Everyone’s making Mayan jokes like there’s n…
Sigh. Everyone’s making Mayan jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
It’s 70 right now. Highs tomorrow in the 50’s. C’m…
It’s 70 right now. Highs tomorrow in the 50’s. C’mon Texas, keep that cold away! Do it for me, please…
I hope that in 1000 years, I will be known as “he…
I hope that in 1000 years, I will be known as “he who created camouflage from only shades of marine rescue orange.” Or 4 funny stuff I say.
How does G know we’re old? We were part of the 190…
How does G know we’re old? We were part of the 1900’s… #ouch
Brilliant! How to wrap a gift that needs to stay c…
Brilliant! How to wrap a gift that needs to stay charged! i.imgur.com/8wuU6.jpg
Oh, this is just DELIGHTFUL. http://t.co/aC6SqOJB
Oh, this is just DELIGHTFUL. nytimes.com/aponline/2012/…
The G-rated cut of “Office Space” is almost incomp…
The G-rated cut of “Office Space” is almost incomprehensible.
The Onion nailed today. Sadly.
You know, if you’re going to kill strangers AND ta…
You know, if you’re going to kill strangers AND take your own life, you can SKIP THE FIRST STEP.
I am going to try on about 49 more pair of sunglas…
I am going to try on about 49 more pair of sunglasses, so that I can introduce you to “50 Shades of J”
Monopoly epiphany
So, Cy is off teaching other students tonight. G, being her usual responsible self, starts her homework at 6:30 sharp. It gets difficult, there are tears, but we work through it with silliness and laughter. OK, I had to sing and do a booty dance, but whatever it takes.
After the homework is learned and done, we play monopoly. She bought Cy the “Family Guy” version for his birthday with her own money. Cy was gone, but we still played. (Don’t tell her it sharpens her math skills — especially subtraction!)
As we’re playing, she casually states: “So, you and Cy are married.”
I replied “Not legally.”
G: But you’ve been together 28 years?
Me: Yes.
G: And you have a daughter?
Me, laughing: Yes! One we love very much!
G: Oh, you’re married.
That’s when I realized: I don’t care about a Supreme Court Opinion, all that matters is the opinion of the one person who is the focus of my life.
And she knows the commitment we have to her, and to each other. This is immutable to her, as it should be.
Any other vote: whether by 9 justices, or by 25 million Texans, cannot change the love and stability she knows. She doesn’t know nuances of tax law, nor should she care. All she knows is that we are there for her, and there for each other, above all else. This, she accepts without question nor hesitation.
There is only thing I love more than teaching my daughter; learning from my daughter.
And tonight, I have had an epiphany.