Category: Culture

My phone has the number ‘100’ at the top twice. One means that it is fully charged. The other means: “I’m melllllting!” Oh, what a world.

I eagerly await the reference to his google problem as a “smear”. http://t.co/sPGANcV

I could stand a little more pomp, but under no circumstances do I want any more circumstance.

Congrats to Lucy on the graduation! (We should have brought in our vuvuzela…)

I have quoted the movie “Vacation” twice already today. Stop me before the moose out front should have told you so.

Last day of 3rd grade today; with parties and teacher gifts, it was a 4-loaf-night for bread last night. Up late, up early, long day ahead.

Too funny! I cannot hear enought about Santorum’s “Google problem”… http://t.co/j3s0z8K

Whew! 3rd grade field day DONE! Now, for student-led conference!

As always, the rules are: no having fun, and no getting wet… http://t.co/ItRvilb

I just had a vision of healthy food bombs, with asparagus for a fuse.

Got no sleep last night. The neighbors were up all night blaring Cage’s “4:33”, over and over. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4:33

OMFG, the epicenter of driving stupidity is all up and down 2222 today.

Again, twitter makes me love strangers: This is SO Takei. http://t.co/j3s0z8K

Now THOSE are some pretty clouds! http://t.co/Dy31vg9

If you don’t know what H2G2 is, then you don’t care that tomorrow is towel day…