Tonight, and tonight only: I am ash-holier than thou.
Gah! I overslept and missed my…
Gah! I overslept and missed my exclusive interview with Charlie Sheen.
How much coke did Charlie Shee…
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? http://t.co/5bUBRFl
Going to need another bath ton…
Going to need another bath tonight! Photo @ Elizabeth Milburn Park http://gowal.la/p/c2qT
Lilly’s birthday! @ Elizabeth …
Lilly’s birthday! @ Elizabeth Milburn Park http://gowal.la/c/3G6AH
Move Over Watson, Here Come th…
Move Over Watson, Here Come the Computer Lawyers [Computers] http://j.mp/eVffBL And the thirty-seventh seal was opened…
Matteson Perry & Jeff Simm…
Matteson Perry & Jeff Simmermon: GrandSLAM Stories http://j.mp/gIUUpU Oh, those wacky Aussies with their colourful phrases!
The TSA, in one sentence. http…
The TSA, in one sentence. http://t.co/mP1cNXy
G makes me smile and laugh eve…
G makes me smile and laugh every single day, even when she takes up ALL MY SIDE OF THE BED! http://t.co/bVt5pwK
Darth Putter http://t.co/c1jwI…
Darth Putter http://t.co/c1jwIvu
One driver takes care of all t…
One driver takes care of all the coppers in town… http://t.co/NS6WAbp
This makes me feel smug. Yes, …
This makes me feel smug. Yes, I’m the fella who built the VM image… http://t.co/x2kcEFM
I’ll drink to that! http://t.c…
I’ll drink to that! http://t.co/WYiEBH9
The universe is awesome. http:…
The universe is awesome. http://t.co/HPd53lx
Is there a worse possible phra…
Is there a worse possible phrase to use? “The toddler was safe the whole time” http://t.co/AOy13kS