Category: tweets

I feel like an electoral baby bird, being fed regurgitated talking points. #debate #DenverDebate

Awww, Son of Beast demolition. http://t.co/5qkWGmUh

The hamburger buns were a great succcess… http://t.co/oY55Phjv

Rosemary pita worked last weekend, let’s give hamburger buns a whirl.

Science! Plus ping pong balls! http://t.co/6trrWIP3

Did you know that in Australia it is already “talk like a pirate” day?

I got to watch and hear the opening number at rehearsal tonight. This is going to be fun — so much energy!

Oh, great. ANOTHER remake of “Total Recall”, this one starring rat fetuses. http://t.co/fkagtqfY

Well, the traffic on our servers is slightly reduced. Glad I moved work DNS as one of my first actions… #tangodown

Pure genius: I have attached 2 cat toys to the oscillating fan. It is occupying both kittens full attention while the carpet is replaced.

I get that Ann Romney GETS how I feel about my horse not making it to the Olympics.

snarkier than lmgtfy: http://t.co/c6woOIdK

I’ve been in my office a long time. How long, you ask? I’m throwing out a garbage bag full of 5.25″” floppy disks.

I think I USUALLY love this. Sometimes, however… http://t.co/k0CFLx2y

Sad news in 3, ah, ah, ah, 2, ah, ah, ah… http://t.co/AoXCxoLH