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If you can’t think up your own…

If you can’t think up your own rapture joke, don’t worry. It’s not the end of the world.

This is why the oasis. http://t.co/nwxaZS1

G as Laura Ingalls Wilder for the living museum http://t.co/xG419wA

Cutlery Unification http://j.mp/m4lIRW

How much better is G? From freshly homemade bread, I had to make Texas Toast. Two slices. Waking up for swim meet tomorrow will suck!

Great news, no surgery required!

“How good is my hiding spot?” http://t.co/OyyQztq

Don’t you just hate it when the yachting club gets stranded by receeding flood waters? http://t.co/rS58U2j

Yeah, I laughed. I’m a bad, bad person… http://t.co/LR8UO6N

OMFG. Austin, you suck at traffic when the streets are dry, but when they’re wet… Pure pain.

Sad, 10 years without http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams #42 Must watch H2G2 with G tonight.

Why Successful People Leave Work Early http://j.mp/j6rUsO

From Reggie Perrin: I’m entering a new stage of self-fulfillment and brutal honesty. Great show!