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TSA, you made us all remove ou…

TSA, you made us all remove our shoes after Reid. What’s the Big Plan after the hiding place in <http://tinyurl.com/y987ex3>? #fb

is really, really looking forward to Woosy Allen in fourty minutes. N.O. jazz, here we come!

Only two things have made flying safer since 9/11: the reinforcement of cockpit doors, and the fact that passengers… http://ff.im/-ds6Pm

The complete (leaked) text of the TSA’s new security directive as of Dec 25th. http://ff.im/-dr2zH

I wish that, just once, some terrorist would try something that you can only foil by upgrading the passengers to… http://ff.im/-dqftB

Why you shouldn’t make your glass fronted building shaped like a parabolic mirror [pic] http://ff.im/-dqft9

“Or perhaps spend several hours working while coming up with several cleaver tweets that all occupy exactly 140 characters?” Meh. Both. #fb

needs an insomnia sommelier. “Would Monssieur prefer to toss and turn staring at the clock while le significant other snores into an ear #fb

From the back of the car G sings: “Silver bells…Batman smells…” #fb

G finally woke up. Obviously, 8 years old is time for the transition… Webkinz being logged in now. #fb

is really, really looking forward to Monday night… #fb

Is this… satire? [pic] http://ff.im/-dgcu3

Robert, is that you? <http://twitter.com/loadedsanta> #fb

Was feeling concerned for that guy who fell into the grinding machine. Don’t worry, he’s fine now… #fb