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The only thing worse than bein…

The only thing worse than being ill is daytime tv.

Ever wonder what a flame looks like in zero gravity? http://ff.im/-9m7Io

Saw a weight-loss add whose tagline was “Weight loss for good”. I want the contrapositive: weight loss for evil!

The Internet claims another victim… <http://bit.ly/13pHdC>

To get a sense of how warped my sense of humor can get, think “Lucy in the ground with diamonds.”

Is there no mysql data sync problem that an upgrade to maatkit cannot fix?

Knowing me, this isn’t what you think. Or maybe it is, depending upon how well you know me… <http://tinyurl.com/yaoso27>

Celebrating 24 years together by sending Cy off to work the new magic shop. Who says romance is dead?

Why does GE think I’m in the market for an aircraft engine?

It is now officially fall. How the hell did we get from 96 degrees yesterday to 64 degrees today? It’s like my weight when I turned 30…

How to know you’ve spent enough time in Manhattan: 3 sirens go by and you don’t even look up. Me hearties.

celebrating the one and only high holy day of pastafarianism by reflecting on the 8 Id-Really-Rather-You-Didnts from Mosey&FSM, ye scurvies!